Unnecessary Diary of a Descent into Sleep-deprived Hell

I’ve been so jet-lagged that I’ve only now realised Every Single Post I’ve done has mentioned how jet-lagged I am. How dull. But to be honest, it’s pretty fucking terrible.

Day 1: 2.5 hours’ sleep, awaking at 6.30pm

Day 2: 3 hours’ sleep, awaking at 5am

Day 3: 12 hours’ sleep, awaking at 5.30pm

Day 4: 4.5 hours’ sleep, awaking at 7am

Day 5: 2 hour’s sleep, awaking at 9pm, the nightly odyssey continues. I’m cracking open the 12 year old Dalmore in the hopes of falling into the arms of Morpheus pre-4.30am. But I have no whisky glasses so yes, I am drinking it out of a Henrick’s teacup. Cos that’s just how I roll. Don’t tell my Dad. It’s pretty much just under mixing it with coke.


About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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