No More Mr Nice Guy


On a scale of 1-10, THIS rates pre-etty highly on my List of Reasons Why I Will Not Do Internet Dating. Yeah, these guys. And if you’ve got a spare half an hour to laugh and smirk but also feel sad these people exist, jump on Here. While the Nice Guys of OK Cupid site has been taken down (while other sites dedicated to naked and half naked pictures taken of women without their permission or knowledge, so-called “slut-shaming” sites and other masterbatory douchebaggery still exist), I have found you can still access the archives here.

 

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So, lessons we can learn from the “Nice Guys” of OK Cupid?

1. They are all very nice. So nice, in fact, that they wish they could be arseholes just so they’d get laid.

2. They have been “friendzoned” by every woman they have ever met, ever.

3. They know how to treat a “lady”, not like those asshole-jerkoff-dirtbags every woman they have ever known has opened her legs for.

4. Basically all women are shallow, lying jerk-loving bitches. But they still want one of their own.

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I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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