“What are you up to today?” “*sigh* Chasing paedos again.”
“Seriously, whoever decapitated him had a fucking job on their hands.”
“What are you? The fucking filing cabinet police?”
I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.