Smugness Inc


Tomorrow my massive smug face will be appearing in 80 point in the newspaper. Maybe no-one will notice. Perhaps, instead, they will revel in the artistry and the craftiness of my puns and tactful alliteration splayed all over the page.

Or maybe not. I had fun writing it in any case.

*DON’T LOOK AT MY FACE IT WILL ANGER YOU.

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About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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