So, what have we learned this week peeps?
*If you are having sex to lose weight then you’re an idiot. Hit the gym and have sex for fun. Like ice cream.
*A Cat With Eyebrows is the newest big internet sensation. Look out Grumpy Cat. He’s a-coming for you.
*Kim Kardashian’s already interminable pregnancy will last for a thousand years.
*Celery is basically the shittest food ever. You already knew that but let’s talk.
*Taylor Swift is a massive serial dating fiend who will write yet another song about how her love life is horrible and she’s all grown up and mature and knows what real fucking pain is even though she’s, like 12.
*Lots of famous persons signed up to do a movie and it was basically the worst movie ever.
*Stop eating quinoa health fiends! You’re probably killing poor people in poor countries.
*Disgraced MP Craig Thomson has 99 problems. But he also has another 150 which are all fraud-related. And also maybe about hookers.