Me. I have been diagnosed with a mental illness. Not your run-o-the-mill shit (not that that’s less important, of course not) but nevertheless with a great doctor, marvelous meds (appaz the key to this kind of cray-cray) and a lovely psych I’ll be back building bridges and making origami swans in no time.
Until that time, I am the only person I know who can legitimately use the word “mental”.
So hold your goddamn horses until I’m back whining and feminising and cute-kittening up your life. Don’t be a stranger y’all x