Monthly Archives: March 2013

Texts from Last Night


Maaan this website is addictive. Makes me want to scroll through my own messages and find something damning, probably sent to/from me by/to Kato. Here’s a snippet (208): I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to … Continue reading

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Overheard in My Office


“I just don’t feel like I’ve had enough hot cross buns this Easter.”

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Monty Is Dead RIP


RIP Monty (Richard Griffiths) May he live forever in The History Boys, but much more, as Monty in Withnail and I. “As I boy I used to weep in Butchers’ shops” “Monty you terrible cunt!” Vale RG.

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Tomorrow I Will Write Like a Motherfucker


I will.

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Oh, Yeah, Me Again


I’ve lost 2.5kg. Which means I can precisely fit into NOTHING in wardrobe. I am in between pretty much everything I own like a mofo. Which pretty much means don’t eat¬†anything¬†for a week so I have something to wear for … Continue reading

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Things I Never Thought I’d Say…


De-alcoholised wine is rather lovely. It feels and almost tastes like wine. It’s almost as expensive as wine and yet……

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Overheard in My Office


Too much to mention over the last weeks but today: “So you’re going to a brothel to ask about a pussy” Me: “yes. That’s my ‘in’.” LATER Me: “it’s ok. the cat is fine.”

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