Three weeks off the booze today. I’m a motherfucking machine. And I don’t even really miss it. In your FACE alcohol.
Wow. Those were a whole bunch of words I never thought I’d say.
I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.