An Aside

I may have also spent the last 2.5 weeks researching the sex industry. And also attempted to gain entry to houses of ill repute (some success!). And spent more hours than I care to count looking at the “personal” ads in the paper and on fucking disgusting internet sex forums. And learning sexual acronyms such as BBBJ and CIM and COF and DATY and FS and GF and PS and please don’t even ask me. Just please always use protection. Promise me. Seriously, in your best interests y’all.

Cos after this, I ain’t havin no sex with no one unless they have All The Tests. And you wouldn’t either if you know what I know.


About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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