Too much to mention over the last weeks but today:
“So you’re going to a brothel to ask about a pussy”
Me: “yes. That’s my ‘in’.”
Me: “it’s ok. the cat is fine.”
I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.