Monthly Archives: April 2013

Thingz What Posh People Like


Red Trousers. Really? Gah. http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/things-posh-people-like Advertisements

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Texts to My Dad


“I’ve been trying to read The Old Man and The Sea. Nothing happens. It’s shitting me to tears.”

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The World’s Shortest Commercial Flight


The North of Scotland has the pleasure of holding many records; the world’s shortest street that has only two pubs on it. The world’s fastest grand prix (say “Nairn” in an Invernessian accent) and also a wee flight my Dad … Continue reading

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Things My Actual Psychologist Actually Said to Me Today


“Well that’s because your priorities are all fucked up.”

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Teenage Dreams


Because I’m essentially very lazy AND because I mostly write this blog when I’m pissed and then realise occasionally i’m a genius, I’m going to reprise what was pretty much the first of my posts on this blog. Two years, … Continue reading

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The Brick Train of Shame Continues…..


I really can’t add anything to this because it’s basically brilliant. I wish I could get my arse in gear and write some proper articles to send to the Vagenda in the hope they will publish them and make my … Continue reading

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Things I Have Learned from Internet Dating #1


1. Most men cannot spell, nor use grammar or even bother to capitalise words that should be capitalised. 2. Most men have pictures of themselves holding a BIG FISH they presumably caught 3. Most men also have photos of them … Continue reading

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