I once asked my mother (aged 7) to make me a mermaid costume. She basically told me to fuck off but did make lots of other awesome costumes. After that.
So this article makes me both mad and glad at the same time. Because I really, really wanted to be a mermaid when I grew up. And also thought Splash was basically one of the best films ever. Ever.
So check out this annoyingly good mermaid lady.