This Ring Is Amazing And I Realise The Value of Stuff


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaOh yeah. I got this motherfucking vintage 80s diamonte fox thing ring for $20. I can take an eye out with it the next time some fucker decides to wank in front of me or gets all handsy and fucking weird in my face. It’s basically the best ring you’ve ever seen. It’s also a talking point, sexy and quite cool as fuck. But I especially like the fact it’s  lovely 80s diamonte fox but also that I can motherfucking blind someone who tries to rape me when I wear it.

Yeah, suck shit, rapists. But also, lovers of aesthetics.  I like you more and you are also welcome. Yeahs.

 

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About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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3 Responses to This Ring Is Amazing And I Realise The Value of Stuff

  1. It freaks me out that stuff I could have bought as a teenager is now described as vintage.

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