My cousin is 24. He is also a boy. But we be close as magpies.
And no, I have no context for these messages. Oooh, the mystery.
Me: You smell like a wet pony
Him: You stank like a drowned rat! Bizzzzzznitch
PS I fucken love you how you been?
Me: You: my favourite cousin Xx
Him: I’m on the toilet!!!!
Me: Ok. I need to piss. Hurry the fuck up
Him: I play games on the job might be a while
Me: Don’t make me come in there. Serious.
Him: Ok finishing now but smell is unbearable