Monthly Archives: June 2013

Lame to Fame Game #1


Hoppo told me he once turned down a girl who went on to shag Russell Brand. Then he realised that probably wasn’t very unusual. Advertisements

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

The Weekend Roundup in Hell


So, I took (and was granted) redundancy. I finish up in two weeks. Scary biscuits. The Lions lost out in the dying seconds of this week’s test but I’ve decided to try and make Leigh Halfpenny my husband. I did … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

This Is Sparta


George North doing what is basically the Best Tackle Ever. Look, Wallabies; you may have won the last test but the Lions are still one point ahead on aggregate. (thanks Hoppo) Bring. On. Saturday.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

New Plans for Redundancy


1. I’m going to use my redundancy money and find and marry the fuck out of lions fullback Leigh Halfpenny 2. I’m going to write romance novels and spend half the year in the south of France 3. I’m going … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

So….


I’ve either made the best or the worst decision of my life. I’ve taken redundancy. Shortly I will unemployed (read “freelancer”). This is the biggest challenge of my life. I’m shocked, excited, scared, inspired, horrified in equal measure. It gives … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

GO LIONS! Also, Winners Are Grinners


Oh yeahs, the British and Irish Lions got the best of the Wallabies. Seriously, one of the best rugby matches I have seen in years. But let’s give it all up for Lee Halfpenny, the best kicker EVER. O’Connor’s poor … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Yes Brand is a Dick but He Schools These Idiots Appropriately


MANNERS. He’s got that right. Ok, I’m the first person to hate on Russell Brand. He’s a wide-mouthed filthy cockney with an education, he brags about all the shags he’s had and, generally, I dislike almost everything about him, especially … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment