Overheard ME Saying in My Office


1. I would be quicker writing out this column by hand AND doing the illustrations with crayon than waiting for my computer to get fixed so I could look up one thing on the internet

2. I’m seriously about to smash myself in the face with this stapler

3. I’m going to be here for the rest of my life. (half hour later) Ok, I’ll meet you guys at the pub and I will write everything tomorrow/Sunday. I’ll hate myself then, I just can’t be arsed tonight.

4. Fucking printer WHY DO YOU NOT PRINT! Why????????

5. Fucking ERROR MESSAGE – FUCK YOU!

6. Rpt 4 and 5 times about 4.

7. One more person calls me just to tell me “their opinion” i.e. not adding anything to the task at hand, nay, preventing me from actually DOING my job and staying on the phone for 15 goddamn minutes and either me or something else is going out the window. No, not on your car. Ill pick the other window.

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About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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