Overheard in My Apartment

* I think I’m a bit over Cirque de Soleil. I’ve seen them too many times. Now the amazing stuff underwhelms me.

* I’ve just realised “rapist” and “racist” are only one letter different. That’s why they’re all assholes.

* You look like one of those foppish cunts from 17th century Paris……now you look like a European Formula 1 driver. Tell me about your tactics in Monaco.


About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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