New Plans for Redundancy


1. I’m going to use my redundancy money and find and marry the fuck out of lions fullback Leigh Halfpenny

2. I’m going to write romance novels and spend half the year in the south of France

3. I’m going to buy a farm and raise alpacas

4. I’m going to the casino and putting it all on black

5. Or red

6. I’m going to sell my eggs

7. Or a kidney

8. Make a lot of soup so I can eek out a living for a few more months

9. Professional honey-trapper

10. Lion-tamer/otter enthusiast.

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About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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