Headlines I Wish I Could Write…

…whilst on my last two days editing the website:

Kim Kardashian Does A Thing; World Fails to Notice, Keeps on Turning Anyway

Justin Bieber Once Again Revealed As Massive Spoiled Twat

Chris Brown Named as World’s Biggest Misogynist Cunt

Charles Saatchi a Close Second

Rihanna Voted Most Self-Obsessed Person With Boobs

Instagram Found to Be Complete Waste of Time and Energy. Also Fake

Celebrities Tweet for Money Like the Cash-Hungry Whores They Are

My Tweets Buy Me Nothing

Bieber Pisses in a Bucket, Your Teenagers Bid on eBay to buy His Effluence

Lohan Not Out of Rehab Yet, Still heaps of Stories About what She is Allegedly Doing (or not)


About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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