I hate Kanye West with an abiding passion, but I’ve had his song Runaway (which is actually ok) in my head for several days. This is what happens when you spend many hours at work cropping pictures of Kimye and their interminable relationship/baby/everything. However I’ve just realised that the Ode to the Journos poem by my esteemed colleague could be set to the music of Runaway.
I say we get a band together and give this shit a shot. No? anyone? No? Ok then.
And Kanye but it’s ok, you don’t need to watch his smug K-banging face. For reals.