All Hail the Spammers


“Hi there to every single one, it’s in fact a fastidious for me to go to see this web page, it consists of precious Information.”

Why, yes, yes it does. Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking about MY web(blog)site, which contains the Precious information about lady-things and ranty-rants and probably excessive use of the word “cunt”.

But in case you were wondering (you weren’t), this is a blurb from the website attached to this fascinating comment:

“Summertime is here and guys are looking for any means possible to try and beef up and get ripped to impress the ladies. We all know muscles make women feel secure and safe and when you don’t have any, then your girl will feel not so secure and her attraction to you will start to fade away.

However, there is a solution to your problem of building muscles and if you are looking to get massive muscle and gain lean big muscle, then you need this powerful formula (name of probably shitty dangerous product has been removed by ME) “

Yes, men-people. If you have no muscles your ladies will feel vulnerable as all hell. For the Love of God, scran this shit as fast as you can so we can all sleep easily and stroke your arms while YOU are asleep. A life insurance policy if you will. DRINK the massively unregulated weird shit! Now!

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About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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