Yes, I got a very ill-advised tattoo when I was 17. No, I’m not going to tell you what it is.
But check this out: Queen of Chavs Cheryl Cole has just gone and done possibly one of the worst tattoos EVA.
Remember, this was the ladee who was convicted of a racially-motivated assault on a night club worker.
Behold, her gloriously hilarious full-arse flower tattoo. Stay classy, Cheryl.