Why is Dating so Hard and Other Questions

God, the beginning of potential relationships are both confusing and annoying in equal manner.


I might as well find a daisy and rip off its petals, reciting “he loves me, he loves me not” or try peeling an apple in one curl and throw it onto the floor to try and spell an initial. Or do the complicated maths love-equation that Just 17 magazine taught us in the 80s.

(Remember? using l-o-v-e and your names and multiplying and dividing? shame is wasn’t featured in Higher Maths)

I’m too old for this crap. I suppose I just want things to be easy and lovely without the effort. To text or not to text? Ok, I’m using the Magic Eight-Ball. That’s mature.

“Most Likely”. That’s a solid foundation for a reasonable relationship, is it not? Let’s Go.


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I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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