I spent shitloads of money on plants I know nothing about, which will probably die within three weeks. They are currently in my living room instead of in the garden, in pots or the ground or whatever. FAIL.
I started sorting out my clothes and now my cupboard looks like it vomited out all the winter jumpers and cardigans I own.
My bed is covered with ???? clothes and I slept in the only free corner not taken up by the cat, which was very awkward.
I may or may not have snorted some crushed up cold and flu tablets.
Today I put off all the things I should have done in favour of things I like doing. Like reading, and drinking wine.
I have no idea how much money (or not) is in my bank account. And yet I spend shitloads of money on plants. And also an LED sparkly tree for outside which may be crap or brilliant. No idea. It’s still in the box.
I have not done the dishes for……a while.
I have almost everything I need withing a 30cm radius of the couch.
I’ve written four Things To Do Tomorrow on my hand in red ink. Already I can neither read nor comprehend what they were. Although they were probably important.
I believe TOMORROW is when I will do ALL THE THINGS. Yes.