I’ve been away for a bit. I really don’t have anything to mention, except one of the people I love most in the world sent me this song. Also, I can’t afford my council tax. So, there’s that. Enjoy.
I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.