Monthly Archives: April 2014

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Ok, Yes. Yes It Is.


     

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Be Strong, Take Crayons: Texts from Parents


My Dad once sent me a cheque when I was at uni and poor and starving. It had nowt but a post-it note attached to it saying: “Hope you aren’t feeding a junkie habit, love, Dad x”.  

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Yes, You Have Wasted Your Life


Because you are not this woman. Fucking Amazeballs.

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But WHERE ARE THE LADEEZ?


Abbott realises he’s missing something on his trade delegation. There were some ladies here. He can’t name them, not sure where they have hidden…. http://www.dailylife.com.au/news-and-views/dl-opinion/tony-abbott-botches-photo-opp-with-female-delegates-in-asia-20140414-36nex.html

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My Vagina……….is Vagantic


Thank you Stace, for this. Bwahahahaha! And yes, this is a metaphor. Durrrr.

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Today’s Fin Review Front Page Was a Thing of Beauty


There’s a reason why sub-editors are told not to put silly, offensive or funny things in the headlines they intend to change later. This is it. But thank god they don’t always follow their own advice because we wouldn’t have … Continue reading

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