Monthly Archives: May 2012

We Don’t Have Time to Explain


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You Are the Hole in My Head


You are the hole in my head You are the space in my bed You are the silence in between what I thought and what I said You are the night-time fear You are the morning when it’s clear When … Continue reading

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It’s My Workplace and I’ll Cry if I Want To


Ladies, it’s ok. It’s officially alright to cry at work. A woman on the Huff Post says so. *please god, no I’m not sure if she means snivelling in the toilets and hoping no one notices you’re not at your … Continue reading

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A Drinker With Writing Problems


I saw this on the sidebar of WordPress. Usually it’s like those “quote a day” bullshit desk calendars with idiotic one liners by “anonymous” such as “he who listens to idiots does not know the value of a penny well … Continue reading

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Overheard in My Office #4


*This is not real polygamy. This is television “I’d love to be in a polygamous relationship. Sister Wives are so much more useful than husbands. It would be awesome.”

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Love/Hate Letters From Crazies


Well, it’s been one of those days when a stranger (who wishes to remain anonymous) posts you a photocopied page from a book by David Icke, for reasons unknown. It was a page from Icke’s seminal text The Robot’s Rebellion, … Continue reading

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Overheard Spoken By People Who Work in My Office


“I’d hate being allegic to nuts. Can you imagine dying knowing you will never, ever taste a baklava?”

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