Monthly Archives: May 2012

You are the hole in my head You are the space in my bed You are the silence in between what I thought and what I said You are the night-time fear You are the morning when it’s clear When … Continue reading →

Ladies, it’s ok. It’s officially alright to cry at work. A woman on the Huff Post says so. *please god, no I’m not sure if she means snivelling in the toilets and hoping no one notices you’re not at your … Continue reading →

I saw this on the sidebar of WordPress. Usually it’s like those “quote a day” bullshit desk calendars with idiotic one liners by “anonymous” such as “he who listens to idiots does not know the value of a penny well … Continue reading →

*This is not real polygamy. This is television “I’d love to be in a polygamous relationship. Sister Wives are so much more useful than husbands. It would be awesome.”

Well, it’s been one of those days when a stranger (who wishes to remain anonymous) posts you a photocopied page from a book by David Icke, for reasons unknown. It was a page from Icke’s seminal text The Robot’s Rebellion, … Continue reading →

“I’d hate being allegic to nuts. Can you imagine dying knowing you will never, ever taste a baklava?”

(There are no pics. This is a boring rant. Just letting you know so you can skip its arse cos I’m nice like that) I am turning 34 in a little over a month: FACT. I’m dealing with it, so … Continue reading →

Here are some things that occurred to me during Yoga tonight: 1. At least I’m not the worst at this…oh shit, I think I’m going to fall over. 2. When does the teacher pushing his groin into your back to … Continue reading →