Monthly Archives: November 2013

Message from My Former Photo Editor Today


“You are not forgotten” These sea otters huddle together to keep warm as they go for a dip in a freezing cold lake.   A baby otter even sleeps on its mother as they float on the surface of the … Continue reading

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Why Cats are Better and Worse Than Everything


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Yes, Yes I am Mental. Thanks for Asking


In case you thought I was a massive hypochondriac, here be the info: It’s like Bi-polar, only cooler and with the added benefits of anxiety disorder and psychotic paranoia. Pleasant. http://www.healthline.com/health/depression/melancholic-depression#1 http://www.blackdoginstitute.org.au/healthprofessionals/depression/ourmodelofdepression/melancholicdepression.cfm

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Super Elder Statesmen Enact 1D Twitter Crap


Bahahahahha!

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YEAH


I’ve fucked off a whole bunch of people I was close to. Like a Whole Fucking Bunchload. Family, friends, former lovers etc. What’s the fucking point if you’re sitting in your pyjamas, trying to get your medication right for a … Continue reading

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In The Scheme of Things…


I Got No-Fucking One! Yay. Slow fucking clap…………and then…………..O PS, the people I turned to for help, it would serve them right if I strung myself up right now. But instead I’m going to keep on living for a while … Continue reading

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Emotional Rescue


Stevie Smith wrote it the best. And the the Rolling Stones did it second: Not Waving but Drowning Nobody heard him, the dead man, But still he lay moaning: I was much further out than you thought And not waving … Continue reading

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Clearly, Dr Penny…


….Your medication is not working. Or otherwise I’m an irredeemable cunt. Either or. Laters , Mofos, I’ve got to fucking drive several hundred kilometers to do some shit I get paid for a bit. See? Even in the depths of … Continue reading

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I’ve Just Sent an Email…


…Cutting off almost my entire family. Am I sad? YES. Do I regret it? NO. Fuck the world, fuck families, fuck the whole lot of it, I’ve got to drive 400Km for work tomorrow. I’m off to bed. And fuck … Continue reading

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Editor’s Prerogative


Damn. I’ve just realised I ave spent my entire life misspelling and miss-pronouncing prerogative. Unbelievable. Add that to the list of Shit Things That Have Happened Over the Last Few Days. I deleted a couple of posts because I can … Continue reading

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