Monthly Archives: July 2013

Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I Love Ya, Tomorrow…


….Because then I will be teaching two classes of 18-year-olds back-to-back at University. I’m one part excited, two parts scared as all hell. The irony I’ve taken redundancy from the industry and yet will be teaching “introduction to journalism” is … Continue reading

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Freelancing. Ain’t it Da Truth?


  Yeah, I totally exchanged a press release and media opps for a Bottle of Gin today. And if I gets no press, I gets no Gin. Something tells me I am not so savvy at this freelancing gig. PS, … Continue reading

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There’s Always Stirling Street


The super thing about working for myself (unemployed or self-employed, if you will) is that I no longer have to be very very circumspect about what I say on social media (hey, I was on the edge anyway) or on … Continue reading

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Justin Bieber: Still A Massive Precocious Twat


Yes, it’s hardly breaking news, but Le Bieber’s utter twattishness is bounding along like a Labrador puppy chasing a rubber ball or roll of toilet paper. Pissing in a bucket in a restaurant, cussing out Bill Clinton, offering an apology … Continue reading

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Your Wednesday Belief in Humanity Restored


Yes. This guy. At the last count The Most Popular Richest Woman in the World Gina Rinehart  has given about $250 to charitable *ahem* causes. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2373420/Philanthropist-Chuck-Feeney-inspired-Bill-Gates-Warren-Buffet-wants-money-spent-good-causes-hes-dead.html

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And This Is Why I Will Never Live in America


Come back CNN.  All is forgiven. a) The poem is shit. There’s no getting around this; if you’re going to use rhyming couplets, it better be fucking good. This is not. b) What on Earth are these two fucking muppets … Continue reading

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All Hail the Spammers


“Hi there to every single one, it’s in fact a fastidious for me to go to see this web page, it consists of precious Information.” Why, yes, yes it does. Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking about MY web(blog)site, … Continue reading

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