Monthly Archives: June 2011

OK, so I shouldn’t laugh. But I did. So There. I hate Rhianna. She’s everything about the sexualisation of children and willing objectification of women that I can’t stand. And, she looks like a gonk   You may have seen … Continue reading →

The Cloud Nine   The “I’ll be there in a minute – I’m just putting on my shoes..”   The My Little Pony Otherwise known as “They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?”  

I have a number of guilty pleasures; cigarettes, wine, historical romance novels and dramas, cheese and watching My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding are among them. Don’t judge me. Seriously, don’t. However there is one that I am truly guilty about. … Continue reading →

Sometimes you stop and wonder “how the fuck did I get here?” What exhaustible series of decisions and actions led me to be exactly here, right now? “What happened?” Sometimes you think “it’s so bloody unfair”. “Why is this happening … Continue reading →

I’ve just moved house and am currently living south of the river in a rather charming rambling mansionette. Aside from leaving my 47sqm catbox, I now enjoy a garden, pool, laundry and (dah dah dah!) FOXTEL. My life has only … Continue reading →

Oh yes. Vampire porn for adults is back on our screens on Monday. True Blood, I’ve missed you. Alexander Skarsgard – Marry Me. Love, sex, blood, drugs, Skarsgard minus shirt, there is nothing about this series I dislike. Apart from … Continue reading →

The Adorable yet Very Impractical Almost Bird Carcass   The Entirely Unsupported Arch

So what’s happened this week? Megan Fox is racist, Posh STILL hasn’t given birth and Amy Winehouse got wasted and fucked up another concert. Same old, same old. In other news, technology is soon to help out us patient, right … Continue reading →

Christ, it’s Shoe Tuesday again. Why did no one tell me? Lord, having to rely on my own memory and skills totally sucks balls sometimes. Here you are. Now stop complaining. The Solar-powered The Geisha Double-Heel The Sandwich-on-the-go Try and … Continue reading →

Sorry, I’ve been away dealing with life and other boring stuff. And I’m being lazy to string you all along. However this image made me laugh my pants off. Do enoy: Today Tonight / Current Affair BINGO! I hope you … Continue reading →