Monthly Archives: July 2012

This is most definitely actually true. Why men seem to think they must tell you they don’t want a girlfriend after you have slept with them because having sex with them must mean you are desperate for a relationship that … Continue reading →

The specific kind of abuse, both public – by “professional people” – and by motherfucking horrible trolls against female journalists has been well documented. It’s far far worse than their male colleagues face and if you don’t believe me then … Continue reading →

Possibly the best review ever writte by a human person ever. Props to you Chloe. She’s a local girl too. Noice.

Oh, it’s been a while since we checked in with My Drunk Kitchen. This time she’s chugging down whisky and making a vegan cheesecake. Yes, vegans make cheesecake. Apparently. Best to be pissed for this. Serious. “It’s a pregnant dolphin!” … Continue reading →

Gavin and Stacy makes my eyes weep and my heart bleed. A bit like that Polish vodka my mate once bought when we were in high school. Only this is 100% guaranteed Not to make you go temporarily blind.

After recovering from possibly the worst and longest flu of my 30-sum years, I’m sick again, if that’s even possible. But it’s ok. After accusing me of putting it on because I didn’t want to go to my level 1 … Continue reading →

Ah Clisare, the gift that keeps on giving. “So I’m not allowed to say it, but they expect me to watch it?” Note* for some reason every time Clare updates her Youtube channel I lose the Olympic one. But you … Continue reading →

I emailed this to Kato today. Me: Just for funsies, I made this list. Thought I might blog it. But I wanted to check I HAD ALL THE FACTS STRAIGHT first. So please amend anything you consider to be bullshit. Love … Continue reading →

A rather lovely (male) colleague and friend emailed this to me today with the subject “Rippling Corded Muscles”, possibly after I explained that romance novels MUST contain one or a comination of those words and he didn’t believe me. A: … Continue reading →

Yes, like you, I wish this video was an awesome parody. But it’s not. I’m as devastated as the next person to find out that Kristen cheated on Robert Pattinson* *May not actually be true. But in any case, walk … Continue reading →