Monthly Archives: July 2012

Women Quite Like Getting It On Too


This is most definitely actually true. Why men seem to think they must tell you they don’t want a girlfriend after you have slept with them because having sex with them must mean you are desperate for a relationship that … Continue reading

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The Brain-Mad of a One-Off Man Mental


The specific kind of abuse, both public – by “professional people” – and by motherfucking horrible trolls against female journalists has been well documented. It’s far far worse than their male colleagues face and if you don’t believe me then … Continue reading

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No Stars Ever Chris Brown


Possibly the best review ever writte by a human person ever. Props to you Chloe. She’s a local girl too. Noice.

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I Can Count to Margarita…


Oh, it’s been a while since we checked in with My Drunk Kitchen. This time she’s chugging down whisky and making a vegan cheesecake. Yes, vegans make cheesecake. Apparently. Best to be pissed for this. Serious. “It’s a pregnant dolphin!” … Continue reading

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Ordering Indian UK-Styley


Gavin and Stacy makes my eyes weep and my heart bleed. A bit like that Polish vodka my mate once bought when we were in high school. Only this is 100% guaranteed Not to make you go temporarily blind.

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The Chap Comes Home


After recovering from possibly the worst and longest flu of my 30-sum years, I’m sick again, if that’s even possible. But it’s ok. After accusing me of putting it on because I didn’t want to go to my level 1 … Continue reading

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What Do You Mean I Can’t Say Olympics?


Ah Clisare, the gift that keeps on giving. “So I’m not allowed to say it, but they expect me to watch it?” Note* for some reason every time Clare updates her Youtube channel I lose the Olympic one. But you … Continue reading

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